Sausage roulette… How exciting.
My idea now of a fun night is sitting at home, playing my old time favourite of sausage roulette, nope, this doesn’t involve shady craigslist adverts for sordid trysts, but getting a pack of Quorn sausages and some nice real pork sausages and cooking them together.
Cover them in chopped tomatoes and bam! its every man for themselves now.
Each bite could be cumberland magic, or a meat free gym mat experience.
Friday nights used to be pubs, clubs, and sick buckets, now its just greasy pan’s and bad luck.